Montag, 1. Juni 2009

UnNESessary Games #1: Rygar (Tecmo, 1990)


Don`t you ever grab a goblin by its head!

A wise Anglo-Saxon once said: Don`t judge a book by its cover! Well, you`re well-advised to ignore this guy for once, because Tecmo`s Rygar is as bad as the cover suggests.

There are many horrible NES games out there and Rygar certainly is one of them, maybe one of the worst. Are you familiar with Rygar for PS2 (2003)? This Rygar is not that bad, actually it is kind of fun and the reason for me eventually purchasing the NES version. It has OK graphics, OK controls and even its own Britney (play and see yourself or see right here). Anyway, the Wii-port of 2009, because of the forced controls, sucked hard again, but this is not of our concern, I don`t play Wii. And PS2. Seriously.

As you might have guessed, Rygar (originally an arcade game) is a Jump`n Run, like many NES games are. But, and that´s the one good thing, no "pure" one. The game from time to time switches to a mappy Zelda-like upper world, where you see and control Rygar from a near-bird-perspective and have the possibility to enter caves for more Jump`n Run-areas etc. You also are able to upgrade your weapons RPG-style, even if in a very simple form.
Our hero Rygar is obviously inspired by Greek mythology. His principle weapon is the (presumably) godly Diskarmor, which is a chain-connected discus, which he can whip at his enemies (much like in the Castlevania series). It is called diskarmor, because it serves as a shield simultaneously. So far, so good, eh? But take a look at this screenshot:


Do I get the Rolling Shield when I kill him?

Ok, maybe it doesn`t look as bad as you might have expected (except for the armadillos), but a fixed image (fortunately) cannot capture the overall-ugliness of this game.
First, concerning the graphics, it`s a game, which I would define as sprity. That oughts to mean that it hasn´t very sharp graphics like the Mega Man games, it`s more like Faxanadu or Sword Master. Of course, that isn´t necessarily a sign of bad quality, but I prefer my NES game supporting at least 720p (kidding). The levels aren`t that detailed, as well, which you can see above. Slowdowns, slow scrolling and several other bugs make an annoying game even more annoying. At least it`s colorful (not like Total Recall, for example).
Enemies range from awkward armadillos to humanoid lizards up to fire-spitting trunks, but nearly none of it is difficult to defeat. When you die, it`s mostly because you fall in one of the many abysses of the game.

Anyway, the worst aspect of Rygar is the music. I`m a huge fan of 8-Bit music and chiptunes and many NES titles provide great and catchy tunes (e.g. Duck Tales and Little Nemo, but above all, Mega Man). Comparing one of the mentioned games with Rygar is like comparing The Mars Volta and Bon Jovi (no offense). It`s difficult to describe the sound of 8-Bit music, so I`ll just say it sounds kind of...American. The complete soundtrack can be downloaded at Galbadia Hotel (Don`t you dare!).
The last thing I want to mention is that regulary, you will enter a cave sheltering an old man, sitting on a podium in meditating position.


Charlie did that to me

This, to my opinion, is the only highlight of Rygar, because the old man`s cryptic advice mostly tends to be very funny, containing mysterious words and phrases like "the entrance to Garloz" (s.a.). Furthermore, the same old man seems to live in every cave of the game at once. As I said, he is very very mysterious.

By the way, though the game provides a life bar, you only got one life, which is very untypical for such a game. Imagine The Legend of Zelda with only one life. If you`re dead, you`ll stay dead. No continues, Game over. So much for this review, too. Thank you for your interest.

NEXT UNNESESSARY GAME: GHOST `N GOBLINS! COMING SOON! I SWEAR (A LOT)!


Donnerstag, 28. Mai 2009

A famous contemporary video game critic talks about...Rygar


[Annotation: This article originally was released in Nescape Magazine #5/1987]


At this point, video game critic Hank Chakotay (that guy on the left) regularly will talk with us about NES games, which he considers to be "necessary" in some way. Hank Chakotay is chief editor of Cutlet`s weekly updated encyclopedia of necessary video games and author of the essay Adopted pets in 20th century gaming.
Interview: Randy McAndy

R.McA.: Good Day, Mr. Chakotay!
H.C.: Hi Randy.
R.McA.: Which game are we talking about today?
H.C.: Rygar! Woo-hoooo!
R.McA.: Great! Sounds good to me! As you know, Rygar is Tecmo`s recently released video game. Thanks to the huge success of their last arcade development Bomb Jack, Tecmo was able to spend way more money for the development of Rygar than for BJ. Rygar certainly is bigger, better and more beautiful. Do you agree?
H.C.: I agree.
R.McA.: ...
H.C.: I mean, is there anything more to say? When I first turned on the console, I thought it was...16 Bit!
R.McA.: Don`t be silly.
H.C.: I swear! Just take a look at the mountains in the background of the first stage. And the light effects. From now on, I`d rather play that game than travel to Aspen. Both my kids suffer from epilepsy and both had a seizure when playing it for the first time. It was awesome! I tell you, you don`t need the Turbo Controller anymore!
R.McA.: Hank,...can I call you Hank?
H.C.: I dare you!
R.McA.: Sure I do.
H.C.: Then you can call me Hank.
R.McA.: Hank, what makes Rygar such a great game?
H.C.: Apart from the graphics?
R.McA.: Apart from the graphics.
H.C.: Apart from the graphics, Rygar is the most authentic digital version of an antique myth that you´ll ever face. At the TGS 1985, where the first game footage was shown, I was able to chat with one of the developers. It told me that several antique greek celebs were contacted via time travel being interviewed. Parmenides, the "Earth Rounder", personally confirmed them the existence of aggressive armadilloism, for instance.


[Annotation: This article is still under construction. Please excuse.]

Donnerstag, 21. Mai 2009

The NES Library

Currently, my collection consists of 64 of the cute grey cartridges. Besides musthaves like the Rock Man (Mega Man in Europe) and Super Mario Bros series, Little Nemo: The Dream Master and my personal favorite, Maniac Mansion, I`m proud to own a bunch of pretty horrible games, as well. Swamp Thing, Trojan, Terminator 2 and especially Rygar (see UnNESessary Games #1 for more terrifying details) are worth mentioning here. At this point, I want to apologize for the bad photo quality, too. This is due to the lack of a tripod and any friends.

A Boy and his Blob, Contra, Sword Master